She's not a girl, not yet a Jason

[penfield]

I have the sad suspicion that Britney Spears is watching -- and copying -- my every move.

First, she started hanging out with Christina Aguilera.














Then she strutted around with an albino python.

























Now, she's shaved her head bald.

























Now if I could only quit my singing career and have myself sterilized.

Comments

[hbinc.livejournal.com]

And according to the voodoo doctor guy, it was the VERY SAME PYTHON. Did you lend her your razor, too?

Razor

[enchanted-pants.livejournal.com]

No way would I lend Britney my razor. Who the hell knows what else she would try to shave with it.