penfield | She's not a girl, not yet a Jason

I have the sad suspicion that Britney Spears is watching -- and copying -- my every move.

First, she started hanging out with Christina Aguilera.

Then she strutted around with an albino python.

Now, she's shaved her head bald.

Now if I could only quit my singing career and have myself sterilized.

And according to the voodoo doctor guy, it was the VERY SAME PYTHON. Did you lend her your razor, too?

No way would I lend Britney my razor. Who the hell knows what else she would try to shave with it.