penfield: (pants)
These National Think-Off people sound pretty serious about their thinking. Pretty heavy stuff for rural Minnesotans. I guess their typical hobbies of ice fishing and shoveling snow provide them with plenty of "down time" in which to get some real thinking done. Their topic this year: Which Should you Trust More - Your Head or Heart?

Since they're so serious, and since they're expecting up to 750 words, I don't expect my entry will get much attention. Luckily for me, I have you people for that.

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Dear Brain: I know you think me untrustworthy and a fool,
But trust's an abstract concept unlike what you learned in school.
Trust does not depend on knowledge, certitudes and facts.
Trust is built upon the way a person feels and acts.
The heart is metronomic: with each beat the next prepares;
Minds are changing always, while a change of heart is rare
A brain cannot be trusted, subject as it is to reason
Only the heart is constant, like the changes of the season.

Trust clings not to right and wrong. To truth our trust is bound;
And when you listen to your heart – 'tis then the truth is found.
So what is true? The truest of all things is Love, of course.
And which trustworthy organ has dominion of this force?
Tis I, the heart! (The genitals would argue otherwise,
But since the heart holds sway there too, we'll leave complaints besides)
Humanity depends on love – without trust, love is void
And if we cannot trust our hearts, humanity's destroyed.

To trust is to rely on one's perception; none's so keen
As that of this pure heart, for it can see what can't be seen,
Smells a lie before your nose, hears music without ears,
Never stops for sleeping and impervious to beers.
Too easily the brain is tricked, too often it's abused
Too readily it peters out, too commonly confused.
Your memory will fade, dear brain, and with it trust will go;
But hearts remember always what they first were blessed to know.
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Surveying a selection of new television shows for the 2006-2007 season:

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
'SNL' reversed:
Sorkin turns sketch comedy
Into dull drama.

Heroes
Like a comic book,
It's scary, silly and bold --
A geeky pleasure

Friday Night Lights
Season's best new show
For people who like football
And people who don't.

30 Rock
Getting impatient:
How long 'til Alec Baldwin
Makes Tina Fey cry?

The Nine
Ugh, enough whining.
Please just tell me what happened
In the goddamned bank.

Six Degrees
Okay, we get it.
New York City is awesome.
Is that the whole plot?

Ugly Betty
I've never seen it.
I'm afraid I might like it,
And become a girl.

Shark
Like his show's namesake,
James Woods chews the scenery
Leaving only scraps.

Kidnapped
Already cancelled,
This show is taut and complex.
Never had a chance.
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Little Miss Sunshine:
Smart indie picture,
You toyed with my emotions –
I love you for it

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang:
Film noir with a twist:
Triumphantly unique, but
Still shrill and violent

The Break-Up:
The plot: boy meets girl,
Boy gets girl, boy loses girl,
Audiences yawn.

Superman Returns:
Like the man himself,
You are good, solid, righteous
And totally bland.

The 40-Year Old Virgin:
The vital organ
Is heart. Without that, this is
Just a bunch of dicks.

The Ice Harvest:
Sad and repugnant.
Like hernia surgery,
Very hard to watch.

Thank You for Smoking:
Acidic satire
Perfect for sharp D.C. crowds.
Will others get it?

Midnight Run:
Most underrated
Of the last twenty-five years.
Among my top ten.

Munich:
Brilliantly conceived,
Directed and acted, but
Oy, what a bummer.

House M.D. – Season One DVD:
Roguish Doctor House,
You could kick Doctor Grey's ass
Even on one leg.

Veronica Mars – Season One DVD:
Critical darling,
You are clever and witty,
But Buffy's better.

Undeclared – The Complete Series DVD:
Freaks and Geeks redux
Gave us more sweet laughs and sighs –
Why the same cruel fate?
penfield: (pants)
Good Morning
by Jason Hammersla

Warning: Mushy Content Advisory )
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The Jason Hammersla Files salutes Oscar Mak, who fulfilled a life-long goal by completing the Boston Marathon this week in under four hours, beating his personal best time by nine full minutes. As part of this effort, Oscar was able to raise more than $2,700 for the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute. In his honor, I composed the following song -- in Oscar's trademark hip-hop style. Congratulations and Godspeed, Oscar.
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"Oscar Kills Cancer (So Shut Up, Bitch)" by Jason Hammersla

There's a lot of suckas walkin',
Talkin' like they know tha score
But they got the wrong direction
It ain't like that anymore
It's a knowledge revolution!
Here's the bayonet of truth:
The death count here is rising
And it's going thru tha roof

You think that you a killa?
Cancer kicks your fuckin' ass
We all looking for an answer
And we need it fuckin' fast
While you walkin', talkin' shit
There's a gangsta on tha street
Runnin' mile afta mile
Stompin' cancer with his feet

CHORUS
All you wankstas frontin' ain't nothin'
While you sittin' on yo' ass, homey's busy gettin' rich
While you runnin' yo' mouth, he out runnin' for somethin'
Oscar kills cancer -- so shut up, bitch.

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