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penfield: Dogs playing poker (Dogs playing poker)

go ahead and destroy this

(better come with an army)

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Created on 2019-01-14 16:50:03 (#3480230), last updated 2019-01-14 (338 weeks ago)

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Name:Nowhere Man
Birthdate:Nov 22
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Date of Birth: November 22, 1976, 3:39 ET

Place of Birth: Rochester, NY

Currently Resides: Washington, DC

Sexual Orientation: Hetero

Occupation: Director, Communications

Preoccupation: Fantasy Sports

Favorite Position: Centerfield

Favorite Stooge: Larry

Pets: None

Pet Peeve: Misplaced apostrophes

Pet Name:"Snookie-wookums"

Height: Very nearly almost 5'10"

Weight: Guess correctly, win a t-shirt.

Eyes: Two

Blood Type: Red

I.Q.: Unknown

All-time High Bowling Score: 204

Dirty Secret: Once had powerful crush on Paula Abdul

Confession: I ate all the Cracklin' Oat Bran.

Admission: $2.50, children under 12 are free

Religion: Half Jewish, half Catholic, 100% Man.

Regrets: I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.

Retorts: So's your mom.

Lucky Number: 2

Loneliest Number: 1
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