Role Play

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From the "The French Maids Would Like to Have a Word with You" Department:

Nurses Complain About Heart Attack Grill

"Nurses are the most sexually fantasized-about profession," said Sandy Summers, executive director of the Center for Nursing Advocacy, based in Baltimore. "We're asking people, if they're going to have these fantasies, please don't make it so public. Move these sexual fantasies to other professions."

Summers and her nurse pals should get over themselves. I've always thought of nurses as just one of the "five stars" of sexual fantasy, and not necessarily the first. You have:
- Cheerleaders
- Catholic schoolgirls (18 and over, obviously)
- French maids
- Stewardesses
- Nurses

I am tempted to include librarians on this list, but that may just be my own personal sub-fetish.

POST SCRIPT:

Obviously, this list applies to male fantasies. Women are far too sensitive and thoughtful to engage in such stereotypical objectification. But if they did, it would probably look something like:
- Doctors
- Lawyers
- Firemen
- Shipping magnates
- Daddy substitutes

Comments

Italy?

[(Anonymous)]

I thought your next post would be a recap of your Italian adventures. Don't they have sexy women to fantasize about?

Re: Italy?

[enchanted-pants.livejournal.com]

It's coming. I've been waiting for my photos to be developed.

Keep your pants on. (I really mean that.)