Big Bonehead

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People are wringing their hands and scrunching their brows today at the news that Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been mangled in a gruesome motorcycle accident.

Let me state for the record that I like Pittsburgh as a city, and Pittsburghians (Pittsburghers?) as a people. I hold no particular grudges against the Steelers franchise, though as a Colts and erstwhile Raiders fan I probably should. I have liked Roethlisberger since before he was drafted, when I saw him profiled in an ESPN "day in the life" piece; since then he has struck me as more affable and accessible than his pretty-boy peer Tom Brady. And I have sympathy for the man's friends, teammates and family.

But I have no sympathy for Roethlisberger. I'm sorry, but any moron who rides a motorcycle without a helmet doesn't need sympathy, he needs the sharp right jab of reality. I firmly believe that any head too dumb to wear a helmet on a motorcycle probably oughtn't be preserved. Let's stop with the All-American hero worship right now, and give him what he really deserves: our pity.

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Re: Yinzers

[enchanted-pants.livejournal.com]

This is exactly the kind of intelligent discourse for which Al Gore invented the Internet.