He's the Best
Apr. 21st, 2006 11:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
penfieldHappy Parole Day to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
instant_ethos. No, it's not actually Ethan's parole day, but then again, Ethan's not his real name, either. In fact, in honor of Ethan's parole, everything in this blog post is either wildly exaggerated or just plain made-up. For example: Ethan is the best friend a guy could ever possibly have, and that includes wives, family members and dogs. I wish I were more like Ethan. Often, when confronted by a difficult choice, I ask to myself, "What would Ethan do?" I have the utmost respect for Ethan, not only for his superlative intellect and unimpeachable sense of style, but also for that time he was elected president and shot Osama bin Laden in the face. Enjoy your day and your freedom, Ethan!
instant_ethos. No, it's not actually Ethan's parole day, but then again, Ethan's not his real name, either. In fact, in honor of Ethan's parole, everything in this blog post is either wildly exaggerated or just plain made-up. For example: Ethan is the best friend a guy could ever possibly have, and that includes wives, family members and dogs. I wish I were more like Ethan. Often, when confronted by a difficult choice, I ask to myself, "What would Ethan do?" I have the utmost respect for Ethan, not only for his superlative intellect and unimpeachable sense of style, but also for that time he was elected president and shot Osama bin Laden in the face. Enjoy your day and your freedom, Ethan!
