Bandwagon rides: two cents

[penfield]

Since the 2000 presidential campaign, "Dick" Cheney has been put in charge of the vice presidential selection committee -- ultimately deciding that he was the best choice for the job, suffered numerous small heart-related health problems shortly after the election, used the F-word on the Senate floor in reference to a congressman of the opposition party, fled to a mysterious "undisclosed location" following September 11, 2001, at the same time Democrats and Republicans were singing choir songs on the steps of the Capitol, led a campaign to invade Iraq based on the pretext of weapons of mass destruction (which were never found) and a connection between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaida (which was never proven) and then arranged for his former company to recieve the bulk of the no-bid contracts for reconstruction, allowed his chief of staff to burn the cover of a CIA agent whose husband disagreed with national foreign policy, lobbied heavily for the unilateral and indefinite sanction of torture and clandestine wiretaps, and just last week accidentally shot his 78-year old friend in the chest at close range with a shotgun, and then went home without bothering to disclose it to the public.

Please join me in praying for the continued good health and safety of our President, George W. Bush.

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Secrets revealed

[village-twins.livejournal.com]

FWIW: Dick Cheney's "undisclosed location" is inside Raven Rock Mountain near Blue Ridge Summit, Pa., close to the Maryland-Pennsylvania state line and about seven miles north of Camp David.

Re: Secrets revealed

[hbinc.livejournal.com]

Oh, great. Now his location isn't undisclosed. Why do you hate America so much?