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[penfield]

Apparently, there's this thing on LiveJournal called a "meme." I don't know what the word means, or even how to pronounce it. (When I say it in my head, I pronounce it "mee-mee," like an excited affirmation of self, as if everything else on these LiveJournals isn't saltwater taffy for narcissists.) Experts tell me that a meme is a kind of survey that gets passed around from journal to journal. It's like the clap, without the painful burning sensation.

Anyway, I saw this one recently, and it seems like a reasonable opportunity for a test-drive. Thanks to noasylumhere.

Comment with your name, and I will:

1. tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
2. say something that only makes sense to you and me.
3. tell you my first memory of you.
4. tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. tell you something that I've always wondered about you.

Comments

Re: Curiosity may kill the . . . whatever you think I am

[enchanted-pants.livejournal.com]

1. Elvis, "I Can't Help Falling in Love with You," because, well, duh. But did you know that when I called that radio station, my first choice was actually "Hang on Sloopy"?
2. Get that mutant toe out of here; I'm going to give you a ploof.
3. Halloween Day, 1991. Thuy summoned me over to your lunch table so he could introduce us. I wasn't dressed up, but you were, in a Catholic schoolgirl outfit that probably should have been considered illegal. You were bubbly and bouncy, with a 100-megawatt smile. I told you how much I liked your name, and you told me that you and your sister were both named after Shakespeare characters. At this point I produced a small canister of breath spray and made perhaps the lamest joke in the history of jokes. You laughed anyway.
4. My initial thought was to go with something feline, for obvious reasons. But cats, large and small, are quiet and stealthy, which you are not. Instead I say: a kangaroo. But the only thing you're carrying in your pouch is pepper spray.
5. How did you make your Ramen noodles taste so good? I've never had such delicious Ramen as when you made it.