Ode to E-Bay
Jun. 5th, 2007 01:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
penfieldO, sweet E-bay,
Infinite Internet emporium
Uncontrollable wildfire of capitalism
Beacon of commerce
Blinking brightly on the horizon
Past a desolate desert of cacti-shaped crap,
You knew my desire,
Possessed it,
And sold it to me below retail price
E-bay, thou nectar
How I thirsted with the thirst of thirstiness
For an authentic 1960 Rochester Red Wings Bob Gibson jersey
And how you quenched it
I was the highest bidder,
In more ways than one.
Others may eschew you, curse you, call you names,
But they don't know you like I do
They do not see the beauty
In the simplicity
Of your give-and-take.
You want my feedback?
I have your feedback right here:
I love you.
Infinite Internet emporium
Uncontrollable wildfire of capitalism
Beacon of commerce
Blinking brightly on the horizon
Past a desolate desert of cacti-shaped crap,
You knew my desire,
Possessed it,
And sold it to me below retail price
E-bay, thou nectar
How I thirsted with the thirst of thirstiness
For an authentic 1960 Rochester Red Wings Bob Gibson jersey
And how you quenched it
I was the highest bidder,
In more ways than one.
Others may eschew you, curse you, call you names,
But they don't know you like I do
They do not see the beauty
In the simplicity
Of your give-and-take.
You want my feedback?
I have your feedback right here:
I love you.
