Master of This Domain
Jan. 25th, 2006 09:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
penfieldA correspondent of this Web page -- a "Hammerhead," as I call them, behind their backs -- tells me that she has been unable to access the site lately from her computer at work. Apprarently, her computer says that my Web page is blocked because it falls into the category of "General Pornography."
For a moment, let's set aside the fact that "General Pornography" would make a pretty good name for a G.I. Joe villain. I have previously been accused of being "sex obsessed," Although I always thought I had things under control. But now I am forced to look at myself in the mirror more closely, and wonder if I'm dressed like a slut.
I believe, though my friend could not immediately confirm this, that the offending material must be something I've written in the past two weeks. I've narrowed down the possible red flags:
- In my post hair-brained scheme, I wrote a poll that included the F-word. I have since altered the poll slightly. Instead of "F-you, Jason," it now says "Make Love to Me, Emperor."
- In my post That's some real conversation for your @ss, I use the words "@ss, B!tch, Wh*re and the phrase "conjug@l fav*rs." I've placed this entry behind the "friends" screen to ensure that only mature adults can view these dangerous words and snicker immaturely.
- Between both of these posts, I briefly and inadvertently posted images from my modeling portfolio, compiled during the late 90s when I was young and needed the money. Despite what you must think, I was assured that they would be totally tasteful. The lighting was supposed to be much better. They didn't tell me that my whole body was going to be in the frame. I barely touched that sheep, and besides, she said she was 18. These photos have been destroyed.
I apologize for any discomfort my frank language may have caused an unwitting audience. I will endeavor in the future to avoid such inflammatory elements in my writing.
Make love to me, Web content filter.
Jason
For a moment, let's set aside the fact that "General Pornography" would make a pretty good name for a G.I. Joe villain. I have previously been accused of being "sex obsessed," Although I always thought I had things under control. But now I am forced to look at myself in the mirror more closely, and wonder if I'm dressed like a slut.
I believe, though my friend could not immediately confirm this, that the offending material must be something I've written in the past two weeks. I've narrowed down the possible red flags:
- In my post hair-brained scheme, I wrote a poll that included the F-word. I have since altered the poll slightly. Instead of "F-you, Jason," it now says "Make Love to Me, Emperor."
- In my post That's some real conversation for your @ss, I use the words "@ss, B!tch, Wh*re and the phrase "conjug@l fav*rs." I've placed this entry behind the "friends" screen to ensure that only mature adults can view these dangerous words and snicker immaturely.
- Between both of these posts, I briefly and inadvertently posted images from my modeling portfolio, compiled during the late 90s when I was young and needed the money. Despite what you must think, I was assured that they would be totally tasteful. The lighting was supposed to be much better. They didn't tell me that my whole body was going to be in the frame. I barely touched that sheep, and besides, she said she was 18. These photos have been destroyed.
I apologize for any discomfort my frank language may have caused an unwitting audience. I will endeavor in the future to avoid such inflammatory elements in my writing.
Make love to me, Web content filter.
Jason
