Jason at the Bat

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Does anyone want to go see Batman Begins on Sunday?

Anyone?

Why don't you want to see Batman Begins with me?
	I am out of town.
	I am in town, but busy.
	I don't want to see that movie.
	I want to see that movie, but not with you.
	I have already seen that movie. It was awesome.
	I have already seen that movie. It sucked.
	I don't live near you.
	I am protesting the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes relationship.
	I have been kidnapped by a rogue band of Zoroastrians. Please send help.
	Spite.
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EPILOGUE
So, I was finally able to find someone to go with me to the movie. Hooray! Come Sunday, however, she cancelled on me. Boo! (She cancelled via phone message, no less -- something about felony charges, wrongfully accused, needing bail money, blah blah blah.) But it was okay, really, because I was so plum-tuckered from Saturday's adventures that I could barely summon the energy to peel myself off of the lounge chairs at my pool.

I am still hoping to see this movie, but given the approaching holiday and the Chief Bastard's forthcoming semi-annual Beltway appearance, it will probably have to wait a week or two. Which means that you people who were "out of town" have a little while to come up with a new excuse. (Remember: "felony charges" has already been used.)