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Nowhere Man ([personal profile] penfield) wrote2005-09-26 10:15 am

There's a place in the world for an angry young man

I am salty, I am old,
I have become what I behold.

A letter to the editor of the University of Rochester Campus Times

[identity profile] mearth.livejournal.com 2005-09-26 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, burrrnnnn...

That's how I feel about many movies/reading material that come out today, actually.

[identity profile] enchanted-pants.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't get me wrong. Titillation has its place. But not in my beloved newspaper. It's like opening a bible and finding a clumsily graphic sex scene between Sarah and Abraham.

campus times letter

(Anonymous) 2005-09-26 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so proud of you...

Love,
Mom(my)

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[identity profile] enchanted-pants.livejournal.com 2005-09-26 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, Mom. I learned from the best.

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[identity profile] jatchwa.livejournal.com 2005-09-27 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I get any credit for showing the way? Or I am "the best"?

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[identity profile] enchanted-pants.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
What way did you show, exactly? You are not quite the best, Joshua, but you are at least reasonably adequate.

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(Anonymous) 2005-09-29 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I showed the way to writing crusty old man letters to the CT. I'm a pathbreaker ... love taker ... salt shaker, don't-you-mess-around-with-me.

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[identity profile] enchanted-pants.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
This is not to suggest you are not in some ways a mentor to me, but with respect to this letter, any emulation is purely incidental. It was not until I had sent the letter and felt an eerie chill that I noticed the footsteps I had followed.

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[identity profile] village-twins.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Josh, are you implying that you showed him how to be a salty old crackpot who writes letters to the editor?

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(Anonymous) 2005-09-27 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so proud of you, too...

Love,
Jere(my)

[identity profile] instant-ethos.livejournal.com 2005-09-28 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
You are crusty, and a bore,
You've become what we used to abhor.

You are ugly and not too bright,
But dammit, you are right!

Hey, what's the matter with kids these days?!

Are they really our future? Did someone not teach them well before letting them lead the way? But, hey, they can't take away my dignity. I'll always savor my CT memories. Back then when we knew what really important in collegiate journalism -- bickering over how many picas should border a pull-quote. Meanwhile, we ran top headlines with mispellings like "Almunus." At least we could put together one mean April Fool's edition. Medieval Times...oh, you guys...

[identity profile] enchanted-pants.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ethan, I'm not sure you're helping.

Go to Hell, E.

[identity profile] jatchwa.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It was 4 a.m., and we've already raked ourselves over the coals for it. Way to open an old wound.

[identity profile] hbinc.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! That "almunus" headline was all me, Mr. Ethos -- stop taking credit for things you had nothing to do with, you glory hound.