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Nowhere Man ([personal profile] penfield) wrote2006-09-05 08:45 am
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Top Ten Rejected Taglines for Six Flags Great America's Superman - Ride of Steel Roller Coaster:

10. Prepare ... to ... Wait in Line
9. *Diaper Not Included
8. Call Your Mom and Tell Her You Love Her
7. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
6. This Way to Catatonia
5. I Can't Believe It's Not a Pulmonary Embolism!
4. Reading This Sentence Out Loud or To Yourself Constitutes a Full Waiver of Liability Against Any and All Parties, Associates or Subsidiaries of Six Flags Theme Park Inc.
3. The Ultimate Whizzinator
2. Batman's a Pussy
1. You Must Be This Tall - To Survive